Eight Ball in the side, the hard way
Y' guess there's always lots o' dues t' pay
Linin' up the diamonds while y' pray
Oh y' wonder if she saw ya what she'd say.
Y' know she didn't love ya
That's a matter of fact
But the mouths t' feed
Are gonna make her come back
Y' blew the game an' so
Y' gotta buy another rack
Oh the redhead in the corner
Well she's watchin' you now
Got a Camel in her lips
They both are callin' somehow
Y' know you want her
As she smiles and lifts her brow.
Y' take 'er home an' chalk one up again
Y' wonder howcome women leave their men?
Yeah, y' wonder if she's goin' down on him
Aw Eight Ball in the side, who's your friend?
But night-after-night
The table's callin' you back
'Cause the stick 'n' the balls
Have someone else to attract
Y' think you'll forget 'er
With the right one in the sack
Oh the brunette playin' pinball
Has a gleam in 'er eye
An' ol' blondie on the barstool
Doesn't even play shy
But which one get ya
You'll soon know, by-and-by...
Y' take 'er home an' chalk one up again
Y' wonder howcome women just hate their men?
Yeah, y' wonder if she's goin' down on them
Aw Eight Ball in the side, who's your friend?
Yeah Eight Ball -- on the sly t' the end
Hey Eight Ball!
(spoken:)You ain' never gonna see 'er again.