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THE BRASH SECTION

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Not To Mention the Fact That They Always Wear Clean Underwear
"The CIA and other super-secret agencies recruit heavily in the Mormon community because of their knowledge of languages and, of course, Mormons are deeply patriotic."

But Does He Know the Correct Pronunciation of "Paragonah?"
"Thanks for enlightening me, Oh Illustrative One. Now, quit picking on my favorite Ma 'n Pa drugstore in Salina as an example. Beat up on the provincials in La Verkin instead!"

Fortunately, however, I'm not in New York, so Don't Hold Your Breath
"What can I say, pal. I'd hire you in a New York minute."

Does Its Name Start With "G"?
"...it seems you have touched a spot in me that looks back on my life and remembers past loves that have left very deep impressions on me, whether they hurt or bring a smile to my face."

But What If It's Bin Laden?
"I want to believe in 'love at first sight,' I want to believe in soul mates, I want to believe that there is someone out there for everyone, maybe someone we knew in a past life who we meet up with again. I guess I always like to think even though I'm growing older, it will never be too late for me find that person.  I guess I need fantasies like that to keep me sane."

And I Want to Have Your Baby
"I like it because it's you doing it and I support independent art. I like it because I know the learning curve you have in front of you and the joys of discovering how to actually make a tape sound good. I like it because in it are the seeds of greatness."

She's Probably a Highly-paid Consultant
"Jenny was full of editing, producing news.  I cannot make heads or tails out of what she really does... "

Is She Talking About  MP3 or Sex?
"You must educate me on all this.  I'm a little unclear as to how or what I'm to do with it all.  It's great!"

And If I Were a Woman, I'd Be Getting My Period
"I don't have even have time to write this note, I'm late for the airport. I am understaffed and over-committed."

Up to Our Necks in Alligators
"We've been served, and here's where we stand."

Except for All the Food &Wine We Consumed in Palm Springs
"I know one thing: Mr. Kevin came out with about $550,000 plus his severence, etc. so he got all the goodies."