So y' think ya want a love t' last a thousand years
With the option on a thousand more?
I got a potion in the pocket of m' bluejeans here
Well every drop is worth about a score
If you want that Special Someone to appear
Just put a little dab behind your ear
Then go ask that girl across the room,
"How do you like my Jitterbug Perfume?"

Well take her hand and do the boogie out across the floor
Don't y' feel the Magic in the air?
Oh, hold her close and dance a slow one, maybe three or four
While y' smell the jasmine in her hair
But there's somethin' extra floating all around
That makes your feet just barely touch the ground
I wonder what just made your heart go "BOOM"
You know that it's her Jitterbug Perfume.

                Aww, doesn't matter if you're ugly, if you're fat or thin
                You're a Beauty in the eyes of Love
                And the moment that y' see it that's when Life begins
                Fittin' like a velvet glove

Well pretty soon the Magic works and you're alone with her
An' Pan is pipin' in the morning Sun
The Moon is settin' an' she's smilin' at this newborn pair
The lark is singin' "Brother, she's the One!"
Suddenly she wakes and looks into your eyes
You feel her hands caress your inner-thighs
And you know she wants you to resume
"Oh Baby, let's keep makin' Jitterbug Perfume."